Free The Shenanigans

TweetVampires that suck the life out of people only to replace it with mindless Zombie retards that plauge the streets of the world, craving to consume material objects and slave away for them.

TweetI need to rant, why, well because I can and I’m about to blow my nugget working this shit ass corporate job. It’s been a while since I vented some thoughts and the time seemed fitting since I’m on the verge of just walking out on my job. All my life I was brought up [...]

TweetPervert at large or just a fucked society? A good question in which I will gladly butcher. Today I found myself once again stunned by deep blue eyes and dark hair, but the million dollar question of the whole goddamn scenario was whether or not this queen of beauty was actually over 18. Not that she was so ridiculously young that I would have to question if she graduated from diapers [...]

TweetWho would have thought that writing in a blog about crude jokes, sex, drugs and alcohol could have such positive feedback. I guess my words of wisdom have finely taken a liking to some select few, especially russian women. I’ll try not to let all of this fame go to my heads, yeah both of them. -Hi , sweet Smokey ))) I am [...]

TweetThe tradition of New years and resolutions go together like peanut butter and jelly or even better busting a nutty on her belly. After numerous failed attempts of my resolutions last year I found I should drop the standards to boost the average. While I really could care less about being able to succeed at my resolutions it at least gives me something to strive [...]

TweetSo there you are a prowling the local meat market, aka bar, for you next vagina to punish or make love too, either way you need to get your rocks off. From across the way you spot it, the holiest of holes you want to fall into tonight. She’s gorgeous, radiant and damn does she have some [...]